Are You Drunk T shirt
Size Chest To Fit (inches)
Small = 35-37" XL = 44-46"
Medium= 38-40" 2XL = 47-49"
Large = 41-43" 3XL = 50-52"
Whe you are so drunk you can't see straight and someone asks "are you drunk?" I've never understood that question.
Either I am so drunk you really don't have to ask or I am not drunk therefore you don't need to ask.
However on occassion, the plod might need you to fill in a complicated form like this one so just put a wobbly cross somewhere on the page indicating that you may or may not be off your trolly