I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper T Shirt
Size Chest To Fit (inches)
Small = 35-37" XL = 44-46"
Medium= 38-40" 2XL = 47-49"
Large = 41-43" 3XL = 50-52"
The only one that works in the whole place? You're the one that puts everything together when the rest of the staff are a complete let down?
You work harder than an Ugly Stripper! Beautiful women make money really easily, a quick flash of boob and a wink of the eye and your money is gone.
But the Ugly Stripper, she's a real workaholic, no amount of smiling and smirking gets her money, she has to really work hard at getting those tips.
Just like you, but without the tips!